Something Deep

Everything that's wrong with the USA summarized in one video

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 17:13:39 GMT

lol enjoy ur fascism. I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry. I hope my kid turns out exactly like that kid. (BTW here's the original, I like how they leave out all the parts where she mentions O' Reilly)

Also, I've been busy studying for a test and have thus neglected LJ lately, I'll make an actual entry later.

Mail Address

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:24:11 GMT

I changed my cell phone address because I was getting 30+ spam mails a day and it costs money to receive those things. Even though nobody from America ever sends me mail to my phone, my address is "anonymous-does-not-forgive" written in 1337 (all lowercase with digit replacement whenever possible) @ezweb.ne.jp. If you don't know 1337 or can't figure it out, lemme know and I'll let you know.

Sending email to my phone is the fastest way to get ahold of me, but it's pain for me to reply in English (no predictive text). Still if anyone ever needs to get in touch with me quickly for whatever reason, send me a messege and I'll use it like a pager.

I have a cold.

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:30:56 GMT

It sucks.

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:28:01 GMT

OH EXPLOITABLE!!

Weekend Stuff

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:23:40 GMT

Since I want to keep in touch with people in the US but I don't really know what to write on LJ, I think I'm just going to start kind of mirroring my Mixi entries. Sorry if it's boring. At least I'm not running them through Babelfish.

This weekend was pretty busy.

Friday was Somari-tan's birthday party, which I ended up going to since my friends were going even though I'd only met Somari once before. Everyone else was already drunk and heading for karaoke by the time I got there, but I've been trying to cut down on the heavy drinking lately anyway. After karaoke, I went with Saori, Shii, and Hayabusa to a nice quiet izakaya that's really near my house but I'd never been to before.

The next day I got up early and met with Takurou and Kazuki around noon to go see Hiroyuki, which was pretty sweet. Hiroyuki is totally my idol. The man is a fucking flesh and blood embodiment of Anonymous. The people doing the interviewing were obviously not hardcore 2channelers, and some of the questions were kind of trivial. Hiroyuki deflected everything with ease. When the dangers of anonymity on 2ch came to question, he didn't even bother to answer, just pointed out the obvious fact that even on registration messege boards nobody uses their real name anyway, to which there was silence for a good 10 seconds, followed by, "well, yeah, I guess so."

I also found out that Hiroyuki has a girlfriend, but he doesn't want to get married because he doesn't like kids, and that he once ate 100 umai bos (like big Cheetos) in one sitting, but said that his mouth felt really weird. Yeah, those kind of questions.

The highpoint of the event was when the interviewers started reading from a live 2ch thread for questions to ask. Of course, after people realized that the thread was still live and being refreshed on screen, no time was wasted in the posting of a very large and detailed ascii art PENIS, which subsequently appeared on the overhead projector for everyone to see. The girl interviewing turned quite red, it was hilarious.

Also saw Death Note 2, although I liked the first one better.

That's about it for my weekend.

Back in Japan.

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:17:18 GMT

I'm back in Japan. I said I'd post more on LJ, so I am. Actually, I think I had a lot of stuff I wanted to mention but I can't think of any of it now. I'll write again when I do.

I'm going to the Tokyo Game Show this weekend. I'll be cosplaying Katsuya again, but this time along with a bunch of other Persona cosplayers. Should be good fun. I get to see the Wii too, yay.

I spent all of yesterday cleaning. And by all I mean ALL, I was cleaning from when I got up in the afternoon to this morning, around 16 hours. In otherwords I haven't slept. The skin on my hands is also all fucked up from the chemicals I was using, and more peely than it usually is.

At least my room is clean.

Para para people, I'm gonna look into getting those videos. I'll let you know when I've gathered more info, it's on my list. I wanna get back into para para.

I'M REALLY BORED

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 19:29:00 GMT

There's nothing to do while everyone is at work joey bishop

Dammit, even /b/ is getting clamped down again. I'm afraid to post there, I might get banned, and that would mean no /b/ til I get back to Japan. Good thing I have an unbannable dynamic IP back in Japan. Fuck tha mods, bring back Snacks, etc.

Back in the USA

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:55:35 GMT

Hey guys, as some of you have no doubt heard, I am visiting my parents for a month and as such am back in the USA. Since I haven't been reading LJ for ages I don't really know what's going on with all the U of M people, but I'd like to hang out with ya'll sometime soon. Do people still hang out on Sundays? If so lemme know where. If not, we should plan something else at some point, I wanna see all you guys again.

My girlfriend Saori is coming back here from the 28th to the 2nd, which is the week after this coming week, so she'll be tagging along with me during those days for whatever we do. She can speak some English, to be honest I'm not actually sure how good she is because we always speak Japanese but from what I've seen she can hold her own pretty well. I wanna take her to the MoA, State Fair, maybe Valley Fair, etc., whatever interesting stuff we can find around here. We are also planning to go the Ren Fest that Saturday before she leaves(the 2nd, two weeks from today), so if anyone is free to come along that day (or already has plans to go), that'd be rad.

Again, I'm pretty much free all the time, especially weekdays. I did not bring my computer or anything else to do back with me, so if I'm not hanging out with people I will end up just sitting at home on my parents' crappy computer browsing /b/, which is not how I want to spend my summer break. So lemme know what's going on. I'll be on LJ regularly from now on, at least until I go back to Japan.

In unrelated news, I saw Snakes on a Plane opening night. It was everything I hoped it would be.

I know I said I'd start doing some more serious entries, but...

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:36:48 GMT

ZOMG IT'S ALL REAL!!111!1

I'm still alive.

Sat, 27 May 2006 14:33:01 GMT

I haven't really been using LJ at all lately, sorry. Someone get into contact with me about whatever shit happened with Sennai, I'm still in the dark about it.

Maybe I'll try to write entries here more often. Since school started I haven't really been coming here, but I'm still doing fine. In fact, pretty much the only time I ever use English anymore is when I'm on /b/. I think my English is gonna get real strange real fast.

EDIT: I got the news. If anyone wants to talk about it, lmk.

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 20:40:21 GMT

This is how the world will end.

DAMMIT

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:45:01 GMT

Seriously, don't scroll down...

I just lost the Game.
('A`)

DOORAEMOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:46:59 GMT

DOOORAEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!

DON'T THINK

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 16:28:18 GMT

FEEL AND YOU'LL BE TANASINN

MySpace

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:48:27 GMT

I finally caved and got a MySpace, so all of you please add me.

More gore, more nudity, more deaths, and more "MOTHERFUCKIN'".

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 04:21:32 GMT

Among the reported additions to the film is a foul-mouthed rant from Jackson in which his agent character bellows, "I want these motherf**king snakes off the motherf**king plane!" The line is expected to take on cult status. The film-makers have reportedly added more gore, more deaths, more nudity and more snakes to the finished product.

Seriously, I have to see this movie on opening night. I should be on vacation back in America. Who's with me?

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 23:34:26 GMT

Please sign this petition.

Potion

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 04:10:49 GMT

Boku no Sexual Harassment

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 17:11:19 GMT

IT IS DELICIOUS CAKE! I MUST EAT IT!

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 15:55:15 GMT

I just poured pancake batter into my rice cooker and it turned out awesome! Anyone with a rice cooker should try it.

Guro schoolgirl art that's actually good!

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:16:23 GMT

Today on /b/ someone posted a link to an awesome series of CG pics by a Japanese artist who calls himself Yock. Content is mostly mild guro pics involving schoolgirls. I'm not much into guro, but these pics are really cool. Keep in mind that I use the term "mild guro" by /b/ standards. Anyway, have a look. Especially you, god_osyris, this seems like something you would like.

Oh, and for great justice:

Reposted from my Mixi f-list

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:48:28 GMT

Check this out, they use an ad for a maid cafe to lure otaku down a back ally in Akihabara where a girl is getting harassed, and then see how many of them actually help out like Densha Otoko. It's actually quite interesting.

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:28:48 GMT

Pictures post

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:13:29 GMT

Okay, since a lot of people have been bugging me, especially my mom, to post pictures, I will post them.

First of all here are some pics from when I went to Disney Sea with the ~~ducks~~ elementary schoolers that I teach English to:

Next here are the pics that appeared in Popeye from one of my modeling jobs:

Last, here are pics of my new apartment.

Before:

After:

^Note the Dirty Banana's new important role of hanging from the light cord so I can reach it from my bed.

Now before you people coming over here start freaking out that ZOMG THERES NO FLOORSPACE do keep in mind that the kotatsu (yes, it's a working kotatsu, it rocks) is meant to be slept under. I suggest a layout like this

with two people on the bed, or if the that's too cramped then we can have someone sleep with their feet facing out towards the genkan. It's really a lot bigger than it looks in these pics, or at least, it's a lot bigger than my dorm was. Just think anime con, and it won't seem that bad at all. And remember to bring MY blankets and sleeping bags, not your own. Go get some from my parent's house and bring them over here, I need more bedding to stuff under my kotatsu.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 04:00:54 GMT

This pretty much describes what just happened.

I thought it couldn't get any crazier. But it just did. Holy fuckin shit, Ozzy, holy fuckin shit.